We all love our pets, but let’s be real. Does it even count if we don’t brag about them on social media?!

Of course, any picture of a dog or cat is an automatic ‘like’ from Wagmo, but in order to keep your other followers engaged, you need to step up your caption game. Furreal.

GIF courtesy of the New York Times

                                             

We’ve pulled together some Insta- ready captions that will absolutely increase your likes (or at least make your followers laugh). We can guarantee that much...

  1. Cash meowside 😻
  2. Saw you petting the neighbor’s dog. Wanna tell me what that’s about?
  3. I wish I could text my dog… 📲
  4. I Shih Tzu not
  5. I’m not bad, my master is just well trained
  6. The best therapist I know has four legs 🐶
  7. Quit stressin’ meowt
  8. My dog isn’t fat….he’s husky.
  9. If my dog doesn’t like you, I probably won’t either.
  10. Today has been ruff.
  11. Tell your dog I said hi 👋
  12. I’m not single, I have dogs…
  13. Raise the woof!  🐾🏠
  14. Every meal you make, Every bite you take, I’ll be watching you.
  15. Don’t stop retrieving 🎵
  16. You’re barking up the wrong tree
  17. We’re moving too fast, we need to put things on paws
  18. Sorry, I can’t, I have plans with my cat
  19. I’m feline good 😹
  20. First they steal your heart, then they steal your bed.
  21. I didn’t fart, my butt blew a kiss 😏

Have any hilarious caption ideas that we missed? Submit them here and we’ll add them to the list. We’re all in this together - for the likes, that is.